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the many issues of Winnie the pooh and friends -Poohs daydreaming is a symptom of A.D.D., and his love of counting and lust for honey are signs of obsessive-compulsive disorder. his twitchingcould be a sign of tourette's syndrome
-Easily fustrated Piglet suffered form "generalized anxiety disorder" which could be treated woth anti-panic medication
-tigger has a tendency toward high-risk behaviorand could benefit from a cocktail of stimulants and hypertension drug
-Eeyore should try anti-depressants and individual therapy to treat his "chronic negativism and low energy"
-roo, the baby kangaroo growing up in a single-parent household with only Tigger as his role modle, is primed for juvenile delinquency
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pondered questions of the world
~If you stick on stickers on non-stick pans, would they stick on?
~If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
~If ignorance is bliss, why arent more people happy?
~Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?
~What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
~Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
~Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
~Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
~What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
~When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
~Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
~why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
~Are there female leprechauns?
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